The original speaker was making faces like a gaffed fish, to the point where his friend had to step in. "Look, mate, the two of you are joined at the bloody hip all the time, and nobody's ever seen either of you pulling a girl down the pub. Plus..." and here he gestured vaguely at Galen's eyes.

Dorian had to look down briefly to keep it together. "Why, what a masterpiece of deductive logic, wouldn't you say?" He looked at Galen, his own eyes twinkling.