"You're not? Huh. And there I thought Air gods and Earth goddesses were supposed to make good pairs. More's the pity--for you, anyway. But, I can't say I'm terribly disappointed from my end." Apollo winked.

"And Poseidon? Really? Sure, he's the obvious choice, but if elemental talents aren't actually required, trust me, there are far easier options than trying to coax a favor out of my salty old uncle. I'm sure my boy is watery enough to get the job done, and he's of a much better temperament."